Sunday, July 20, 2014

Would You Rather.....

So it's Saturday night and I'm more concerned with the fact that my strictly indoor cat has figured out that my parents have a cat door in their room for their two cats, than I am with the fact that I'm sitting at home on a Saturday night blogging about my cat. Womp womp.    The thing is, not only has she found the cast door but she's figured out that she can actually get outside via said door.

This cat momma is paranoid that my sweet little baby will not be able to figure out that she can actually come back in the house.  I keep getting up and checking to see if she's still out there.  I'm really hoping she figures it out before I decide to head to bed so I'm not worrying about it all freaking night.

Anyway, today I making a Sunday appearance because I thought the next topic in the blog everyday in July challenge was fun!  Here we have:

WOULD YOU RATHER..........

1. Be blind or be deaf
Deaf.  !. I've always wanted to learn American Sign Language and this would give me the kick in the pants I need to actually learn (which sounds terrible, I should just start taking classes).  Plus I'd never be able to watch movies if I were blind, or look at pretty sunsets like this one again.  




2. Be taller than you are or shorter than you are
Hands down shorter.  I'm around 5'7/5'8 and always feel like a giant when I wear heals.  If I were 5'5 I would be able to wear heals and feel dainty.  At least that's what I picture in my head.

3. Be a teenager or a senior citizen for the rest of your life

Teenager....I've already lived through my teen years and it was not unsatisfactory at all, especially my college-teen years.  Is that a thing? Well it is now, cuz I just made it up.  If I could go back and do it again I would.  




4. Have no hands or no legs
No legs, from the knee down specifically.  Because then I could be like Amy Purdy and be completely inspiring and amazing on Dancing with the Stars.  If you no idea what I'm talking about please watch THIS  video and be AMAZED! SHE HAS NO LEGS, people! And look at what she can do!! UN-BE-LIE-VABLE!!!




5. Lose your front teeth or both eyebrows
Front teeth,  because I would be able to replace my current front teeth, which I am not 100% content with, with a brand new pair!  Also, I've already been without eyebrow.  In middle school, I may have gotten a little too tweezer happy.  Thus, why I rarely pluck my eyebrows now.  

6. Eat a worm or a cockroach

Worm, for sho.  I hate, loath and despise cockroaches.  Like seriously they are the WORST creatures in the whole world.  So are crickets.  BLEGH.  I get the Hebby Jebbies (no idea how to spell that) just typing the word out.


7. Spend a day in the Sahara or North Pole
North Pole.  There would be way more to look at.  Like cute little penguins and cuddly polar bears.  Now relax, I know polar bears are not cuddly at all  The Coca-Cola commercials are big fat liars.  But I prefer to be cold rather than hot. Especially when there is nothing help cool me off in the Sahara, like a pool or a lake or something. There's a whole lotta nada in the Sahara.  Except camels. 



8. Have a personal chef or a personal driver
CHEF!!!!!!!!!  obviously.  I get a bee in my bonnet to cook maybe twice a week.  The rest of the time I'm just too lazy and would love to have someone do it for me...all the time.  

9. Always have to whisper or always have to shout
Whisper.  Then I can be like the fish lip girl from Pitch Perfect.  



10. Can't taste or can't smell
I did a science project in elementary school that asked the question, "Can You Taste Without Smell?"  and ....well I actually have no idea what the outcome of the experiment was BUT I feel like the answer was no, you can't.  SO...based on that....I guess I would go with can't smell.  Wait what?  Yeah I'm confused too.  

11. Wipe with sandpaper or saran wrap
Saran wrap.  Sandpaper would hurt like hell. This question is gross.

12. Have Twitter shut down for a day or your blog disappear for a day
Have Twitter shut down for the day.  To be honest, I probably wouldn't even notice if that happened.  Save for the last Oscars when Ellen took that AMAZING selfie and actually DID shut down Twitter. For a little while at least.  But yeah, I don't use twitter save for when I share Instagram pictures.

This moment was epic! 

13. Text of your blog is screwed up or all the pictures you post on your blog are blurry
Nothing bothers me more than when the text is all screwy.  Usually because I HAVE NO FREAKING IDEA WHY IT HAPPENS! Sorry for yelling but jeez, come on blogger! So annoying.  And I feel like the pictures being blurry would be annoying to but less so.  So I'm gonna go with pictures.

14. Never be able to post another GIF or never be able to receive comments on your posts
I only just discovered the gloriousness that is the GIF. I mean I've seen them but I've only started to really appreciate them.  So I'm not 100% invested in them as am receiving comments from all you lovely peeps who read this here blog of mine. So I'm gonna go with Never be able to post another GIF.

15. Have a permanent wedgie or have the tag on your shirt constantly scratch your neck
Permanent wedgie....isn't that basically what thongs give you.  Yes, yes they do.


Well there ya have it!!

Allieology


Hope y'all have a great Sunday Funday!    Here's to hoping my cat is as smart as I think she is.

2 comments:

Tory Tedrow said...

We clearly think a lot alike... cockroaches are the worst, I have no clue on how to spell heebie jeebies, and thongs= wedgies, haha! I do like your idea on re-doing your teenage years. I'd be down for that... with the wisdom that I have at 25 :)

Donna said...

Visiting from the link up! I hate the cold but I would love to hang out with polar bears for the day (even if they're not as cuddly as Coke would like us to believe).